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| My perfect woman would have to be Kate McCann. She's fit as fuck, works as a doctor, and if you get her up the duff you don't have to pay child support for too long. |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged kate mccann , maddie , madeleine , pregnancy , fit , sexy , gynaecologist too so she probably does girlongirl - Current Score: 202 - Added: 2 months ago
| My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong, I went out and fucked this sexy nurse. And he definitely wasn't gay. | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Sex and shit > Nurses - Tagged nurse bloke , sexy , gay - Current Score: 175 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My girlfriend was complaining that we don't have enough foreplay before sex. So last night, I tied her to the bed, and slipped a blindfold over her eyes. Then I lubed her pussy with strawberry jam... and licked her out for two whole hours. Or that's what she thinks - it's amazing what the dog will do for some pork pie jelly. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Dogs - Tagged cunnilingus , dog , bestiality , jelly , sexy , blindfold , humans can lick too - Current Score: 159 - Added: 2 months ago
| The girlfriend of Rhys Jones's killer said he was sexy and lovely. Thing is I'd say Karen Matthews was sexy and and lovely if she had a gun in her pocket. | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Rhys Jones - Tagged rhys jones , karen matthews , gun , sexy - Current Score: 133 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I once told my wife she looked sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed her hand in the car door on purpose. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , sexy , car , emo philips - Current Score: 128 - Added: 3 months ago
| I bought some sexy lingerie to spice things up in the bedroom with my wife. She thought I looked ridiculous in them. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged sexy , lingerie , wife - Current Score: 115 - Added: 4 months ago
| What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged beards , frankie boyle , paedophile , paedophillia , glasses , beard , kids , children , sexy , look - Current Score: 84 - Added: 10 months ago
| I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian. Now she's fucking a guy called José. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubic hair , pubes , brazil , waxing , brazilian , sexy , shave , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 82 - Added: 2 months ago
| A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?" "Hello little fuck." she replied. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , little fuck , blonde , sexy - Current Score: 65 - Added: 2 months ago
| Lewis Hamilton had just finished the F-1 race in Hungary at the weekend when he was approached by a sexy blonde in the pit lane. She said, "Bloody hell, I bet you're hard on tyres." And Lewis said, "I bet it fucking doesn't, love." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged sexy , blonde , hard on , formula one , lewis hamilton , pit lane , tyres , bet - Current Score: 53 - Added: 5 months ago
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