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| My daughter used to go out wearing the shortest skirts and lowest tops known to man and I advised her not to. I said, "You're going to end up getting raped one of these days, and you'll be sorry then!". Of course the inevitable happened and she was so upset - I decided not to rub it in her face though. I just came on her tits instead. |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged daughter , rape , incest , cum , tits , shove my dick in her face - Current Score: 262 - Added: 3 months ago
| The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Karma Sutra - Tagged cum , plumber - Current Score: 257 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl. "I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all come in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the guards and says "I'm not eating this." The guard laughs and asks, "Why not?" Paris replies, "It's got porridge in it." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , cum , wank , porridge - Current Score: 228 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm , bank , cum , london - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "how about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged cum , wife , pillow , smother - Current Score: 200 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce | |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Celebrity and news events > Beyonce - Tagged beyonce , poster , sticky , brown , stick , cum , wank - Current Score: 200 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged semen , spunk , cum , litre , swallow - Current Score: 169 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 161 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I bought a race horse and decided to call it "MY FACE". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting "COME ON MY FACE"!! | |
Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged race , horse , women , come , cum - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I had an appointment at the sperm bank today, but I had to call up to say I couldn't come. | |
Joke by kitkat456, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged sperm bank , sperm , cum - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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