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| I got a Woolworth's advent calendar today. All the windows are boarded up and there's fuck all inside. |    |
Joke by Bad Horsey, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged calender , advent , boarded windows - Current Score: 377 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. Fucking typical, all the windows are boarded up and some cunts nicked all the fucking chocolate. | |
Joke by phantom88, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged liverpool , advent , calendar - Current Score: 174 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A Jehovah's Witness gave me an Advent Calendar today. There's two of the fuckers behind every door. | |
Joke by jimmybrown1234, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged jehovahs witnesses , religon , christianity , christians , christmas , xmas , preaching , preachers , calendars , advent - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Advent calendars..... Their days are numbered! | |
Joke by jonny153, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged advent - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago
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