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| A white lie: "No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans". A black lie: "I didn't steal no mother fuckin' car". |    |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , car , steal , jeans , mother fucker , white - Current Score: 364 - Added: 3 months ago
| My daughter is quite smart for her age. She knew it wasn't a sausage at all. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sausage , penis , blow job - Current Score: 337 - Added: 3 months ago
| I am a male prostitute. I say that, really I just rape women and steal their money. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged rape , steal , women , male , prostitute - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's the worst thing about paedophilia? No titty wanks. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , tits , tit wank , titty wank - Current Score: 261 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was in the pub last night and I took advantage of a young girl. When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged girl , advantage , nicked , toilet - Current Score: 261 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why do Jews never get distracted? Because they've all been to concentration camp. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged concentration camp , jews - Current Score: 253 - Added: 4 months ago
| I phoned that Childline the other day: what a fucking jip, you can tell they're adult voices. I lost my erection straight away. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > childline - Tagged erection , childline - Current Score: 218 - Added: 4 months ago
| Fathers for justice shouldn't be dressing up as superheroes. If they want something from the government they should just dress up as immigrants. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrants , superheroes , government , complaining - Current Score: 210 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I suspect my daughter is a lesbian. She never seems to enjoy sucking my cock. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged blowjob , daughter , lesbian - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 month ago
| In our house HP and Daddie's Sauce aren't the same thing. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged hp , daddies sauce , house - Current Score: 205 - Added: 4 months ago
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