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| Apparently alot of sniffer dogs are vanishing into thin air. Police say they have several leads... |    |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged dogs , police - Current Score: 187 - Added: 3 months ago
| My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong, I went out and fucked this sexy nurse. And he definitely wasn't gay. | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Sex and shit > Nurses - Tagged nurse bloke , sexy , gay - Current Score: 175 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Who needs rhetorical questions? | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > None - Tagged question - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago
| A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M6 earlier today. Apparently the cues went back for miles... Police said the driver was under a rest... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Crap Jokes - Tagged snooker , police , crash - Current Score: 123 - Added: 3 months ago
| As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" "Daddy, where's my bogey?" | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged child , dad eat - Current Score: 98 - Added: 3 months ago
| If a war broke out between Congo and Niger, will it be classed as a Third World war? | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged war , poor blacks , third world countries - Current Score: 54 - Added: 2 months ago
| Its amazing to see how far Barack Obama has come since starring in the PG Tips adverts... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , apes , black - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months ago
| There were many shocks in the Carling Cup last night, but the biggest of all was Didier Drogba for being the first nigger ever to actually give someone their money back. | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged thief , nigger , drogba - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months ago
| In response to RedNolan1984's joke: "I still cannot believe Dannii Minogue has the audacity to be a singing judge on national television. It's the equivalent of Stephen Hawking telling you, "You can't dance"!" But have you never seen Stephen Hawking doing the robot? | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged danni , stephen hawking , dance - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot if you run from a fat policeman... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , fat , americans - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
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