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| I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock. Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that. |    |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Crime - Tagged bank , thief , goat , crimewatch , clown , neil delamere - Current Score: 1711 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Celebrity and news events > Sarah Palin - Tagged sarah palin , retard , vagina - Current Score: 241 - Added: 3 months ago
| Hamburgers - beef does all the work, pork gets all the credit. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged hamburger , beef , food , pork , harry hill - Current Score: 187 - Added: 2 months ago
| I went to an authentic Somalian restaurant last night. We went in, sat for a while and then left hungry. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somalian , hungry - Current Score: 144 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's Black and White and eats like a horse? A zebra. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged horse , zebra , black - Current Score: 119 - Added: 3 months ago
| They say that chicks dig scars, but try telling that to the last eight women I've stabbed. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged stabbing , scars - Current Score: 110 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged moose , irish , canada - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months ago
| If there's one thing I've learned about women, it's that they can't stand pissing. | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , pissing , urine - Current Score: 58 - Added: 7 months ago
| I got a parking ticket yesterday for parking in a spot with a wheelchair on it. The police must have heard the guy screaming. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged parking , wheelchair - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months ago
| I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged sleep , mitch hedberg , pun - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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